What exactly is the Funpiece Onesie Collective you ask?
Well, it is an exclusive club, nay, a gateway to a never-ending world of fun and exploration. If you are wondering where the exclusivity lies, it is, of course, within the Onesie. You cannot be apart of the Onesie Collective without one. That would just be absurd.
The Collective seeks to encourage the owners of said Onesies to go out and be; be all you can be; just do it in a Onesie. If you are one of the lucky few to be the proud owner of a Onesie you would understand. These things just scream fun and not in the figurative sense (there is nothing figurative about Onesie’s apart from the bodies that go in them). The loud and over-bearing prints on the polar fleece are a beacon of hope in this drab and tedious adult world, a kind of reclamation of a sense of childhood carelessness and amusement.
The idea is this: buy a Funpiece Onesie, wear a Funpiece Onesie, be awesome in a Funpiece Onesie. Simple. In the wise words of the Funpiece co-founders, Jason Hoffman and Neil Jackson, “you do not choose your Onesie, your Onesie chooses you.”
As a Collective, we will be doing things as a Collective. After all, what could be more fun than a gathering of tigers and dinosaurs? These gatherings will take shape in the form of parties, golf days, bowling, festivals, pretty much anything fun-worthy. If it’s fun, you will be sure to see us there.
Watch this space!
Funpiece out.Written by Tammy Booyzen – www.tammybooyzen.co.za